*** Children jokes ***

~ Innocent jokes for children ~

~*~ What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back ?

Answer : Wheeeeeeeee !!!

~*~ Why are teddy bears never hungry ?

Answer : Because .......They are always stuffed

~*~ What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence ?

Answer : Time to get a new fence

~*~ What did the rug say to the floor ?

Answer : Don't worry ......I have you covered

~*~ Who can jump higher than a house ?

Answer : Anyone .....Houses can't jump

~*~ What kind of beans don't grow in a garden ?

Answer : Jelly beans

~*~ Why are fish so smart ?

Answer : Because ....They live in schools

~*~ Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?

Answer : Because ... 7 ate 9

~*~ What bow can't be untied ?

Answer : A rainbow

~*~ What goes around the yard but never moves ?

Answer : A fence

~*~ What do you call a cat that likes to eat pickles ?

Answer : A sour puss

~*~ Why did the dog wear a watch ?

Answer : He wanted to be a watchdog

~*~ What runs but never walks ?

Answer : Water

~*~ Hey !!! Did you pick your nose ?

Answer : Neithor did I ..... I was born with it

~*~ When is a car not a car ?

Answer : When it turns into a garage

~*~ Why did the boy eat his homework ?

Answer : Because ...HIs teacher told him it was a piece of cake

~*~ Can April March ? ... No, but August May

~*~ What starts with the letter 'E' ... ends with the letter 'E' ... and only has one letter ?

Answer : An envelope

~*~ What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath ?

Answer : Stinkerbell

~*~ What is red black and white all over ?

Answer : A sunburned zebra

~*~ Why do birds fly south ?

Answer : Because .....They can't walk

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